Boots and Pearls kinda Girl

shittyme:

ionlyblogturtles:

livingmywayeveryday:

vickified:

“If a clock could count down to the moment you meet your soul mate, would you want to know?”

lol yes, so then i can shave.

Has anyone written a book about this yet? I think it’d be interesting!!!!!!

     One minute, 37 seconds.
     My legs are shaking. Holy cow, there is no way I can do this. None.
     One minute, 29 secods.
     I glance around at the faces surrounding the room. Of course my Meeting would take place in the gross, overcrowded cafeteria.
     One minute, six seconds.
     Somewhere within these four walls, someone has the exact same countdown on their wrist. They’re going through the exact same pressure as me.
      54 seconds.
     Mom said I should be excited, not nervous. Yet I still find myself wiping my sweaty palms on my dress. I can’t believe she talked me into wearing a dress. I mean, shouldn’t  my Soul Mate meet me as I normally am? All plain jeans, blah shirts, and wild brown curls?
     30 seconds.
     Something deep within me tells me to stand up. I do, drawing the attention of my tablemates. They all know too. They smile encouragingly up at me. I chew my lip nervously.
     25 seconds.
     That same feeling pulls me towards the center of the room. My stomach drops away from me as I take a step in that direction.
     20 seconds.
     I continue in that direction. With each step the tempo of my heart picks up.
     19. Faster.
     18. Quicker.
     17. More rapid.
     16.  It’s racing.
     Oh my god this is it. The moment my life changes forever.
     My eyes search frantically around the cafeteria, searching for someone who looks as nervous as me. For someone who’s heading towards their future with no sense of direction like me.
     10 seconds.
     The feeling directs me slightly to the left. I turn to accomodate.
     5. My heart has given up entirely.
     4. I stop walking.
     3. Just waiting left.
     2. Everything is about to change.
     1. Deep breath.

     0000 d 00 h  00 m  00 s

     Someone bumps my shoulder. I twirl around and my gray eyes meet blue, blue ones.
     “Hello there, love. It appears as though we’re Soul Mates then, eh?”
     As my words fail me, the only thing I can think is “I’m so glad I shaved this morning.”

^^^ THIS IS AMAZING

PERFECTION

grringirl:

what’s my age again? for the children of the 1990s, looking for a dose of nostalgia.

wannabe by spice girls | my name is by eminem | what’s my age again? by blink-182 | baby one more time by britney spears | mmmbop by hanson | blue (da ba dee) by eiffel 65 | all star by smash mouth | one week by barenaked ladies | you outta know by alanis morissette | i want it that way by backstreet boys | gonna make you sweat by c+c music factory | genie in a bottle by christina aguilera | say my name by destiny’s child | jump around by house of pain | captain jack by captain jack | barbie girl by aqua | waiting for tonight by jennifer lopez | jump by kriss kross | tonight is the night by le click | bitch by meredith brooks | bailando by loona | black or white by michael jackson | macarena by los del rio | mambo no. 5 by lou bega | baby got back by sir mix-a-lot | this is how we do it by montell jordan | tearin’ up my heart by *nsync | livin’ la vida loca by ricky martin | are you gonna go my way by lenny kravitz | i only wanna be with you by hootie and the blowfish | smells like teen spirit by nirvana | californication by red hot chili peppers | losing my religion by r.e.m | don’t speak by no doubt | wonderwall by oasis | lovefool by the cardigans | zombie by the cranberries | creep by radiohead | iris by goo goo dolls | bittersweet symphony by the verve

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searching-for-nirvana:

I am sitting at my computer screen with my mouth open, because I just cannot fathom how someone writes something this amazing.

this is god damn bloody well perfect. 

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lmprovident:

A man’s chest is a girl’s comfort zone.
It is a warm feeling when a girl is leaning her head through a guy’s chest. It is not just about lust or anything. But, it is way to comfort herself. There’s a sense of security when you just feel the lovely curves in his chest. It’s like listening to his heartbeat and feeling her breath beneath your hair. You’ll talk about happy things and you can fall asleep. It’s one of the best yet simple moments that you can cherish with the person that you love so much.

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s-pirituals:

cherrycherryboombooomm:

aha four for you glen coco.

You go glen coco!

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chocol4techip:

lanaisqueen:

falling-through-the-time-vortex:

kamachameleon:

eiyoko:

awkmylife:

ask-drunken-lin-bei-fong:

k-hiq:

skylark11/p>

a lake in montana whose water is so clear it appears shallow, when really its over 100 feet deep!

this is actually kinda terrifying because what if someone doesn’t know how deep it is, so they go diving and try to swim to the bottom, but they always seem just out of reach, so they just keep swimming… and when they realize something’s wrong it’s too late

now what if there was a great white shark swimming around in there

I’m pretty sure lakes don’t have great white sharks

or do they

Imagine seeing a body at the bottom….

tumblr has the ability to turn everything beautiful into something terrifying 

Wowsa

the log under her looks like an arm

The last comment»> my thiughts exactly

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Tank girl

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screamcolor:

with you.

A. Fucking. Men.

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death-by-lulz:

Via/Follow The Absolute Greatest Posts…ever.

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